they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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