how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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