i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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