Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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