i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
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He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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