okay pat passed out under dana's car
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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