I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
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