Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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