I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
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My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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