Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
