Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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