I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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