no. you can't hotbox the world.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
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there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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