benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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