i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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