Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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