Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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