But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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