I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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