"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
My penis needs a shock collar
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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