how hairy? two words: wookie tits
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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