He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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