Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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