She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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