i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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