How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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