Where are you?
In a non slutty way
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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