Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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