Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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