You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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