Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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