so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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