I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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