have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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