I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
