Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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