ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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