I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
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Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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