Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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