So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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