I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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