So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
