But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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