Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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