no. you can't hotbox the world.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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