im drinking this country out of the recession.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
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i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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