he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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