I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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