I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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