she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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