Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Randomize
