Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
They left me at home... I'm a liability
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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