Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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