Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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